Month: October 2002

I am totally and utterly exhausted today after a mostly sleepless night caused in part by having a head very full of things I can’t or won’t write about here (for now) and in part by two large mugs of very tasty but very strong coffee consumed at midnight last night.
However, in spite of that, I am in an extremely good mood – life is exceptionally good at the moment. And although I’m in the office today, it isn’t going to be a challenging day, so I should get the chance to relax a little.

Scary.

Pants.

Blimey, it is late. Time for bed.

Blogger seems to be back online, alive and well.

Blogger is being hacked as we speak. Things may get quiet here for a while.

I’d love to be so stupidly wealthy as to be able to spend my retirement doing nothing else but digging pointless holes in the ground. I think that it’s a shame that we don’t really have “real” eccentrics like we used to.

Happy birthday to the web’s favourite anonymous blogger. Well, she’s my favourite anyway.

Today is probably the only day you will ever see the word bling-tastic in the Daily Telegraph. England expects Dead Kenny to furnish blog readers with a picture to go with the article.

Had to go to the dentist this morning (arrived late – gah). Apparently, I’ve got to close my mouth at night. You see, I tend to sleep with my mouth slightly open. Consequently, the gums at the front of my mouth dry out overnight and this is resulting in inflammation. If the situation doesn’t improve, I may be prescribed a petroleum jelly to smear on my gums each night before bed. Great, that’ll work wonders for my kissability, which is already shockingly low.
I also had my teeth cleaned using an ultrasonic cleaner. Not something I’d recommend – it really was quite uncomfortable, and I seem to have a wisdom tooth on my right side that is directly connected to my hearing. This in spite of the fact that my teeth and gums were smeared with an anaesthetic gel, which is just such weird stuff.