Handy tips for anyone considering murder

Tip #1: it isn’t a good idea to attempt to dispose of the body by burying it in concrete as it will probably be found.
Tip #2: it isn’t a good idea to attempt to move the body by carrying it as a pillion passenger on your motorcycle.

That is all.

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2 responses to “Handy tips for anyone considering murder”

  1. bakiwop Avatar
    bakiwop

    being of italian descent i can assure that those people were amateurs – everybody knows you chop up the body into little pieces BEFORE putting it in the concrete mix.

    sheesh.

  2. graybo Avatar
    graybo

    edges slowly towards the door, trying not to look panicked