sorry – not drunk enough

sorry – not drunk enough tonight for proper drunken post-pub blogging. Financial constraints meant I only shuffled out late for a quick couple of pints in the company of Paul F, Brenda, Greg and Dave (landlord of the Nags). Discussion (started by Brenda, honest) focussed speculation on the size of Rebekah’s nipples. hmm. Large possibly, although I am not convinced (Rebekah is the barmaid in the Nags, and has the biggest breasts of any woman I have ever met). Anyone know for sure?