hmm. Readymeals. Instructions:
Remove your meal from the card wrapper and remove the film lid. Preheat the oven to an unbearable temperature. Place the meal in the oven. Leave it there until your flat is unbearably hot. Remove it when you can stand it no more. Discover that your meal is so darned hot that you can not eat it for 20 minutes. Have a banana instead.
Author: graybo
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hmm. Readymeals. Instructions: Remove your
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yet another way to avoid
yet another way to avoid doing useful work. I blame Mo.
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I’m considering taking a short
I’m considering taking a short break. Having browsed a few online lastminute.com type places, I’ve got a shortlist: Oporto, Verona, Naples, Venice and Seville. Unfortunately, Stockholm wasn’t available. Recommendations anyone?
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Beer tonight with Paul F,
Beer tonight with Paul F, Ian, Claudette and the lovely Simone, as well as her mate Paul (didn’t get his surname – how do I distinguish him from all the other Pauls? “Paul X”? Noooooo, that makes him sound like a porn star. Maybe he is a porn star?). A relaxing evening, filled with the usual banter and smutty comments – just about what I needed to keep me grounded and in touch with reality (which is increasingly difficult).
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Very useful. especially for Americans
Very useful. especially for Americans listening to TMS on the net.
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gosh, it’s hot.
gosh, it’s hot.
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tip for today: rush out
tip for today: rush out and buy Nitin Sawhney‘s album Prophesy. It’s utterly brilliant, especially the track ‘Cold and Intimate’.
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and, to top off the
and, to top off the day, two text messages from CS and a phone call. A friend said today that I was walking around with a coathanger in my mouth! (in other words, for the hard of understanding, I’m still grinning like the Cheshire cat)