The wonder that is Lizzie

The wonder that is Lizzie is seeking either a zimmer frame or (preferably) an electric wheelchair for a life of laughter, sex and goodness knows what else on stage in comedy clubs and so forth. Can you help? The budget for this is nil, so she’s relying on the generosity of some kind soul or souls. If you can help her (useful if you’re in the London area), let me know.