Back in the old days,

Back in the old days, when you entered a horse racing sweepstake you knew that only the person who drew the winning horse actually won anything. Thankfully, those days are gone, and although my horse came in third in the National, it seems I have won some cash in the Nags sweepstake. Unfortunately, Gary wasn’t in the bar tonight, so I couldn’t collect my winnings. I’m sure my cash is in safe hands. There’ll be trouble if it isn’t.