{"id":2030,"date":"2002-01-29T14:11:54","date_gmt":"2002-01-29T13:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2002-01-29T14:11:54","modified_gmt":"2002-01-29T13:11:54","slug":"my-parents-are-sitting-watching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/01\/29\/my-parents-are-sitting-watching\/","title":{"rendered":"My parents are sitting watching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My parents are sitting watching Neighbours, and trying to second-guess the plot. Joe Scully is nailing the roof onto Lolly&#8217;s new &#8220;cubby&#8221; whilst Lou Carpenter looks on. Will the whole thing collapse onto the child within? Will Lou&#8217;s back give out as he attempts to rescue the injured parties? Will Joe discover that his insurance is invalid? &#8230;especially as he can&#8217;t read the small print anyway because of his failing eyesight? Will Ethel find her Willy?<br \/>\nThe conclusion we came to was that nothing dramatic would occur, as no <b>something&#8217;s-going-to-happen<\/b> music was being played. As a young child, I would always run and hide if there was any film\/drama\/Dr Who episode on TV that featured something&#8217;s-going-to-happen music, and my parents delight in reminding me of this at every available opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My parents are sitting watching Neighbours, and trying to second-guess the plot. Joe Scully is nailing the roof onto Lolly&#8217;s new &#8220;cubby&#8221; whilst Lou Carpenter looks on. Will the whole thing collapse onto the child within? Will Lou&#8217;s back give out as he attempts to rescue the injured parties? Will Joe discover that his insurance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}