{"id":2416,"date":"2002-05-01T20:45:15","date_gmt":"2002-05-01T19:45:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2416"},"modified":"2002-05-01T20:45:15","modified_gmt":"2002-05-01T19:45:15","slug":"my-attempt-to-inflate-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/05\/01\/my-attempt-to-inflate-my\/","title":{"rendered":"My attempt to inflate my"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My attempt to inflate my site visitor statistics artificially by including a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollyvalance.net\/home.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"girl next door (geddit?)\">Holly Valance<\/a> has been most successful, not least because I initially misspelt her surname as Valence, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"a rather good search engine\">Google<\/a> spidered this site before I had a chance to correct it. It seems that lots of other people spell it incorrectly too. Popular searches include &#8220;Holly Valence&#8221;, &#8220;Holly Valence naked&#8221; and &#8220;Valence+sex&#8221;. You&#8217;re all sooo predictable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My attempt to inflate my site visitor statistics artificially by including a link to Holly Valance has been most successful, not least because I initially misspelt her surname as Valence, and Google spidered this site before I had a chance to correct it. It seems that lots of other people spell it incorrectly too. Popular [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}