{"id":2771,"date":"2002-08-06T10:35:25","date_gmt":"2002-08-06T09:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2771"},"modified":"2002-08-06T10:35:25","modified_gmt":"2002-08-06T09:35:25","slug":"i-had-a-dream-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/08\/06\/i-had-a-dream-last\/","title":{"rendered":"I had a dream last"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a dream last night. In this dream, I had pale pink pillowcases that were covered in soot. They were so dirty that my new girlfriend left in disgust.<\/p>\n

This poses three questions:<\/p>\n

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  1. what on earth was I doing with pale pink pillowcases in the flat?<\/li>\n
  2. how did soot get into my bedroom?<\/li>\n
  3. most importantly, who was the new girlfriend? I never actually saw her.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’ve already had one learned opinion on this, but what do you think? Answers on a postcard please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I had a dream last night. In this dream, I had pale pink pillowcases that were covered in soot. They were so dirty that my new girlfriend left in disgust. This poses three questions: what on earth was I doing with pale pink pillowcases in the flat? how did soot get into my bedroom? most […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}