{"id":2796,"date":"2002-08-12T09:43:21","date_gmt":"2002-08-12T08:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2796"},"modified":"2002-08-12T09:43:21","modified_gmt":"2002-08-12T08:43:21","slug":"happy-birthday-to-girlfriend-from-long-ago-kate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/08\/12\/happy-birthday-to-girlfriend-from-long-ago-kate\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday to girlfriend-from-long-ago Kate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to girlfriend-from-long-ago Kate.<br \/>\nWe started seeing each other only a short while before her 25th birthday, so I was faced with the problem of trying to find a suitably amusing and quirky gift (if you knew Kate, you&#8217;d understand that any gift must be truly individual) when I still really didn&#8217;t know her that well. I spent ages wandering around shops trying to find a suitable gift, anything that would be more original than chocolate or flowers.<br \/>\nI bought her a flying toilet on a spring. It was perfect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to girlfriend-from-long-ago Kate. We started seeing each other only a short while before her 25th birthday, so I was faced with the problem of trying to find a suitably amusing and quirky gift (if you knew Kate, you&#8217;d understand that any gift must be truly individual) when I still really didn&#8217;t know her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}