{"id":2909,"date":"2002-09-07T19:25:42","date_gmt":"2002-09-07T18:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2909"},"modified":"2002-09-07T19:25:42","modified_gmt":"2002-09-07T18:25:42","slug":"rate-these-things-in-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/09\/07\/rate-these-things-in-order\/","title":{"rendered":"Rate these things in order"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rate these things in order of foolhardiness:<\/p>\n

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  1. sending text messages whilst drunk<\/li>\n
  2. dangling from a second floor window to retrieve a broken window<\/li>\n
  3. shooting fish from a rubber dingy on a lake at 1am whilst drunk<\/li>\n
  4. wiping bleach-covered hands on a clean red towel<\/li>\n
  5. publishing details of your life on a website<\/li>\n
  6. launching a unilateral attack on a middle east nation<\/li>\n
  7. dating a woman who called her child Ryan<\/li>\n
  8. wearing trousers so low that your butt crack shows<\/li>\n
  9. supporting Brighton and Hove Albion football club<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Rate these things in order of foolhardiness: sending text messages whilst drunk dangling from a second floor window to retrieve a broken window shooting fish from a rubber dingy on a lake at 1am whilst drunk wiping bleach-covered hands on a clean red towel publishing details of your life on a website launching a unilateral […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}