{"id":2977,"date":"2002-09-22T14:27:51","date_gmt":"2002-09-22T13:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2977"},"modified":"2002-09-22T14:27:51","modified_gmt":"2002-09-22T13:27:51","slug":"whilst-in-the-house-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/09\/22\/whilst-in-the-house-to\/","title":{"rendered":"Whilst in the house to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst in the house to have my lunch (I&#8217;m at work today), I caught <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollyvalance.net\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"official website\">Holly Valance<\/a> performing her latest song on Channel 4. She was dancing and &#8220;singing&#8221; on stage, surrounded by bemuscled dancers in black outfits. She was doing a very <a href=\"http:\/\/www.britneyspears.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"official website\">Britney<\/a>esque dance routine (I remember when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.janet-jackson.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"official website\">Janet Jackson<\/a> used to do that, but soooo much better. God, I&#8217;m getting old.), but you could see by the look on her face that she felt a right idiot and really didn&#8217;t want to be there.<br \/>\nYou can take the girl out of next door, but it seems that you can&#8217;t take the next door out of the girl. Or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst in the house to have my lunch (I&#8217;m at work today), I caught Holly Valance performing her latest song on Channel 4. She was dancing and &#8220;singing&#8221; on stage, surrounded by bemuscled dancers in black outfits. She was doing a very Britneyesque dance routine (I remember when Janet Jackson used to do that, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}