{"id":2988,"date":"2002-09-25T21:09:57","date_gmt":"2002-09-25T20:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=2988"},"modified":"2002-09-25T21:09:57","modified_gmt":"2002-09-25T20:09:57","slug":"you-know-they-give-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/09\/25\/you-know-they-give-you\/","title":{"rendered":"You know they give you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know they give you an Allen key to use in the construction of flat-pack furniture sometimes? And you know that they always say to keep the Allen key safe? Well, I&#8217;ve just put mine to good use and stopped my dining chairs from wobbling.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m so proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know they give you an Allen key to use in the construction of flat-pack furniture sometimes? And you know that they always say to keep the Allen key safe? Well, I&#8217;ve just put mine to good use and stopped my dining chairs from wobbling. I&#8217;m so proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}