{"id":3072,"date":"2002-10-11T09:54:38","date_gmt":"2002-10-11T08:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=3072"},"modified":"2002-10-11T09:54:38","modified_gmt":"2002-10-11T08:54:38","slug":"feeling-a-bit-of-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/10\/11\/feeling-a-bit-of-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Feeling a bit of a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling a bit of a plank at the moment. Was walking hurriedly down South Street this morning, towards the station, and as fast as my legs would go as I had been a little late leaving home. Being mentally miles away, thinking about the day ahead and the possible prospect of missing my train, I walked straight past new friend Sally who was looking straight at me and smiling a greeting, and only realised when I was 100 yards further on. This was particularly dumb, as Sally is not only a new friend, but also attractive, blonde and single.<br \/>\nD&#8217;oh!<br \/>\nOh well, I&#8217;ll have to buy her a drink when I see her next to make up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling a bit of a plank at the moment. Was walking hurriedly down South Street this morning, towards the station, and as fast as my legs would go as I had been a little late leaving home. Being mentally miles away, thinking about the day ahead and the possible prospect of missing my train, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}