{"id":3386,"date":"2002-12-17T12:40:51","date_gmt":"2002-12-17T11:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=3386"},"modified":"2002-12-17T12:40:51","modified_gmt":"2002-12-17T11:40:51","slug":"thank-you-for-calling-british","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/12\/17\/thank-you-for-calling-british\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank you for calling British"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"quote\">Thank you for calling British Gas. I am sorry, but due to a very high demand for our services, all our agents are busy at the moment. If you have a ServiceCover contract, please refer to your membership documentation for your priority contact telephone number. If you are reporting a gas emergency, please call Transco on 0800 111 999.<\/p>\n<p>[click]<\/p><\/div>\n<p>grrr. fume. seethe. not even put in a ****ing queue!<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: still getting the brush-off message. It appears you can register at the gas website <a href=\"http:\/\/www.house.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"house.co.uk\">house.co.uk<\/a> and request an engineer appointment there &#8211; assuming that you can actually get the registration procedure to function. grrr again.<br \/>\nAll I want for Christmas is hot water. At this rate, I may be forced to decamp to another abode. At least the heating still works (famous last words).<br \/>\nMaybe I&#8217;d have more success in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.promigas.com.co\/web\/english\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Promigas\">Colombia<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for calling British Gas. I am sorry, but due to a very high demand for our services, all our agents are busy at the moment. If you have a ServiceCover contract, please refer to your membership documentation for your priority contact telephone number. If you are reporting a gas emergency, please call Transco [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}