{"id":3399,"date":"2002-12-21T12:54:57","date_gmt":"2002-12-21T11:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=3399"},"modified":"2002-12-21T12:54:57","modified_gmt":"2002-12-21T11:54:57","slug":"all-i-want-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2002\/12\/21\/all-i-want-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"All I want for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All I want for Christmas is for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.o2.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"they sell phones and phone services, but are apparently incapable of answering them\">O2<\/a> to answer the phone.<br \/>\noh &#8211; now they have. Hurrah &#8211; new phone ordered, which is a good thing, as my old handset appears to be dying (regular callers please note &#8211; if I don&#8217;t answer you, I&#8217;m not being rude, just incommunicado).<br \/>\nElsewhere today (can&#8217;t say where for obvious reasons) an amazingly good shopping experience where I was called by my name and concluded the transaction with a handshake &#8211; how rare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All I want for Christmas is for O2 to answer the phone. oh &#8211; now they have. Hurrah &#8211; new phone ordered, which is a good thing, as my old handset appears to be dying (regular callers please note &#8211; if I don&#8217;t answer you, I&#8217;m not being rude, just incommunicado). Elsewhere today (can&#8217;t say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}