{"id":4151,"date":"2003-06-17T18:36:04","date_gmt":"2003-06-17T17:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=4151"},"modified":"2003-06-17T18:36:04","modified_gmt":"2003-06-17T17:36:04","slug":"slapslapslapslapslapslapslap-what-is-it-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2003\/06\/17\/slapslapslapslapslapslapslap-what-is-it-with\/","title":{"rendered":"..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap.. What is it with"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..<br \/>\nWhat is it with this ridiculous fashion at the moment for wearing loose sandals or flip-flops? I&#8217;ve just walked through Chichester following a rather large woman wearing such footwear, thoroughly revolted by having my attention forcibly and audibly drawn to her somewhat leathery plates. Yuk.<br \/>\nPlease, don&#8217;t wear them. They&#8217;re not sexy. Or even terribly practical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap..slap.. What is it with this ridiculous fashion at the moment for wearing loose sandals or flip-flops? I&#8217;ve just walked through Chichester following a rather large woman wearing such footwear, thoroughly revolted by having my attention forcibly and audibly drawn to her somewhat leathery plates. Yuk. Please, don&#8217;t wear them. They&#8217;re not sexy. Or even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}