{"id":4169,"date":"2003-06-20T20:33:15","date_gmt":"2003-06-20T19:33:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=4169"},"modified":"2003-06-20T20:33:15","modified_gmt":"2003-06-20T19:33:15","slug":"it-seems-that-a-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2003\/06\/20\/it-seems-that-a-couple\/","title":{"rendered":"It seems that a couple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that a couple of flies have taken up residence in my flat, much to my annoyance. They seem to move just a little bit faster than I do, thus evading capture\/splatting. It was suggested I should try spraying them with perfume in order to get rid of them. Lacking such stuff, I asked if some eau de toilette pour homme would do the trick. Yes, came the reply.<br \/>\nI now have a hallway that smells really nice and a couple of flies that are a big hit with the laydeez. Great. I think I&#8217;ll buy some fly spray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that a couple of flies have taken up residence in my flat, much to my annoyance. They seem to move just a little bit faster than I do, thus evading capture\/splatting. It was suggested I should try spraying them with perfume in order to get rid of them. Lacking such stuff, I asked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}