{"id":4495,"date":"2003-09-01T10:11:23","date_gmt":"2003-09-01T09:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=4495"},"modified":"2003-09-01T10:11:23","modified_gmt":"2003-09-01T09:11:23","slug":"i-dont-get-it-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2003\/09\/01\/i-dont-get-it-with\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t get it with"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it with these <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/3195925.stm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"BBC News\">dodgy geezers than run off with teenage girls<\/a>. (Actually, it would probably be more worrying if I <b>did<\/b> get it!). Why do they always head for Scotland? Granted, Scotland has large areas of sparsely inhabited countryside, and you&#8217;d think that would make a great place to hide, but the reality is that anyone that is out of the ordinary sticks out like a sore thumb. You&#8217;d probably be better off hiding in Birmingham or London or some other place where nobody talks to their neighbours, and where &quot;unusual&quot; relationships are more tolerated and more commonplace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get it with these dodgy geezers than run off with teenage girls. (Actually, it would probably be more worrying if I did get it!). Why do they always head for Scotland? Granted, Scotland has large areas of sparsely inhabited countryside, and you&#8217;d think that would make a great place to hide, but the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}