{"id":4793,"date":"2004-01-14T15:27:20","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T14:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=4793"},"modified":"2004-01-14T15:27:20","modified_gmt":"2004-01-14T14:27:20","slug":"thawing-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2004\/01\/14\/thawing-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Thawing out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/somerset\/3395333.stm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"BBC News\">Man&#8217;s body found in freezer<\/a>.<br \/>\nYou shouldn&#8217;t laugh, I guess, but the fact that there will not be a post-mortem until Friday tickled me. Can&#8217;t they stick him in the microwave?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man&#8217;s body found in freezer. You shouldn&#8217;t laugh, I guess, but the fact that there will not be a post-mortem until Friday tickled me. Can&#8217;t they stick him in the microwave?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-affairs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4793"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4793\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}