{"id":4929,"date":"2004-03-25T09:12:32","date_gmt":"2004-03-25T08:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=4929"},"modified":"2004-03-25T09:12:32","modified_gmt":"2004-03-25T08:12:32","slug":"hell-and-damnation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2004\/03\/25\/hell-and-damnation\/","title":{"rendered":"Hell and damnation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I walked down South Street this morning, I passed three typical looking teenage boys in school uniform, waiting outside the convenience store. Nothing unusual in that, you might think.<br \/>\nBut there was something hugely disturbing and terrifying about them. Yes, the world needs to be warned&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>THEY ALL HAD MULLETS!<\/b><br \/>\nWhat the hell is going on? When did the mullet come back into fashion? It probably has something to do with the abomination that is The Darkness, who have become popular for reasons that completely escape me.<br \/>\nNext thing you know, everyone will be listening to Donovan records again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I walked down South Street this morning, I passed three typical looking teenage boys in school uniform, waiting outside the convenience store. Nothing unusual in that, you might think. But there was something hugely disturbing and terrifying about them. Yes, the world needs to be warned&#8230; THEY ALL HAD MULLETS! What the hell is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}