{"id":498,"date":"2001-03-05T20:50:28","date_gmt":"2001-03-05T19:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=498"},"modified":"2001-03-05T20:50:28","modified_gmt":"2001-03-05T19:50:28","slug":"ive-just-eaten-a-plateful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2001\/03\/05\/ive-just-eaten-a-plateful\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve just eaten a plateful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just eaten a plateful of pork spare ribs in fivespice sauce. Tasty.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ve also just had one of those life-enhancing moments when a great truth has been revealed to me&#8230;..namely, spare ribs are the most pointless food ever. Any food that is around 75% bone has to be of questionable value. It certainly is a pain to eat the damn things, especially if you plan to eat them without covering yourself and every nearby horizontal and vertical surface with whatever sauce they are covered in.<br \/>\nSo, I have decided. I intend never to eat spare ribs again.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t get me wrong &#8211; kudos to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.waitrose.com\">Waitrose<\/a> for selling very good, tasty spare ribs. But in future, I want my meat in convenient slabs, thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just eaten a plateful of pork spare ribs in fivespice sauce. Tasty. But I&#8217;ve also just had one of those life-enhancing moments when a great truth has been revealed to me&#8230;..namely, spare ribs are the most pointless food ever. Any food that is around 75% bone has to be of questionable value. It certainly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}