{"id":5142,"date":"2004-08-04T08:59:24","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T07:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5142"},"modified":"2004-08-04T08:59:24","modified_gmt":"2004-08-04T07:59:24","slug":"boob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2004\/08\/04\/boob\/","title":{"rendered":"Boob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just been looking at Eva Herzigova&#8217;s breasts in the &quot;Bra Loggy&quot; header of this site (click refresh until you see it if you are not familiar with it), and wondered if I should replace them with a photo of Hels&#8217;s cleavage.<br \/>\nIf I did so, what would be my likely life expectancy?<br \/>\n(We do, of course, already have Hels&#8217;s eyes. But you knew that, didn&#8217;t you?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just been looking at Eva Herzigova&#8217;s breasts in the &quot;Bra Loggy&quot; header of this site (click refresh until you see it if you are not familiar with it), and wondered if I should replace them with a photo of Hels&#8217;s cleavage. If I did so, what would be my likely life expectancy? (We do, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grayblogcouk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}