{"id":5387,"date":"2004-12-22T09:22:34","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T09:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5387"},"modified":"2004-12-22T09:22:34","modified_gmt":"2004-12-22T09:22:34","slug":"confused-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2004\/12\/22\/confused-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Confused Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just had a note from Amazon to say that the gift I ordered for Secret Santa will not be despatched in time for Christmas, and that I&#8217;ve been awarded a &pound;5 gift token as compensation.<br \/>\nThis is interesting, as five days ago I had a note to say that it had already been sent. This means one of the following must be true:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the gift has been despatched and yet I&#8217;m &pound;5 to the good<\/li>\n<li>the gift has been despatched, I&#8217;m &pound;5 to the good and the recipient is going to get a second one which they can then sell, although my credit card may be debited twice<\/li>\n<li>the gift has not been despatched, the recipient will think they&#8217;ve been ripped-off by their Secret Santa and I&#8217;m &pound;5 to the good<\/li>\n<li>the Amazon system is totally borked and yet I&#8217;m &pound;5 to the good<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We shall have to wait and see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just had a note from Amazon to say that the gift I ordered for Secret Santa will not be despatched in time for Christmas, and that I&#8217;ve been awarded a &pound;5 gift token as compensation. This is interesting, as five days ago I had a note to say that it had already been sent. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-blogosphere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}