{"id":5393,"date":"2004-12-24T21:34:50","date_gmt":"2004-12-24T21:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5393"},"modified":"2004-12-24T21:34:50","modified_gmt":"2004-12-24T21:34:50","slug":"twas-the-night-before-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2004\/12\/24\/twas-the-night-before-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and all through the house,<br \/>\nnot a creature was stirring&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;especially the kittens, because they were asleep on the clean laundry. Grr (but bless &#8217;em &#8211; they&#8217;re the best Christmas presents EVER).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/images\/catsinlaundry.jpg\" alt=\"Monty (top) and Treacle sitting in the laundry basket\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>Whatever your faith or belief, Hels, the kittens and I all wish you a peaceful and happy holiday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and all through the house, not a creature was stirring&#8230; &#8230;especially the kittens, because they were asleep on the clean laundry. Grr (but bless &#8217;em &#8211; they&#8217;re the best Christmas presents EVER). Whatever your faith or belief, Hels, the kittens and I all wish you a peaceful and happy holiday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}