{"id":5433,"date":"2005-01-10T12:48:40","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T12:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5433"},"modified":"2005-01-10T12:48:40","modified_gmt":"2005-01-10T12:48:40","slug":"woolly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/01\/10\/woolly\/","title":{"rendered":"Woolly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just had a spam mail that has offered me the opportunity (according to the subject line) to &quot;become a mammoth&quot;. What a great idea! With my amazing bulk, huge hairy coat and impressive tusks, I could walk around Ruralville striking fear into both of the customers at the post office! I could become a special attraction at the pub to help draw in more custom! I could even carry the shopping home from the supermarket without using a polluting car <i>and<\/i> provide an ample supply of manure for the garden! It seems like a win-win situation to me &#8211; where do I sign up?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just had a spam mail that has offered me the opportunity (according to the subject line) to &quot;become a mammoth&quot;. What a great idea! With my amazing bulk, huge hairy coat and impressive tusks, I could walk around Ruralville striking fear into both of the customers at the post office! I could become a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing-links","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5433"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5433\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}