{"id":5434,"date":"2005-01-10T13:06:08","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T13:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5434"},"modified":"2005-01-10T13:06:08","modified_gmt":"2005-01-10T13:06:08","slug":"extreme-farm-simulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/01\/10\/extreme-farm-simulator\/","title":{"rendered":"Extreme farm simulator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can see Lord Percy laughing Stuart Hall-style at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theflashgames.com\/extreme_farm_simulator-swf.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Extreme Farm Simulator\">this one<\/a>. Shoot the UFOs before they can abduct all your cows whilst avoiding the falling bombs &#8211; genius!<br \/>\nMeanwhile, I&#8217;ll be collating and stapling application forms (just in case my wife or sister-in-law think I&#8217;m not doing any work).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can see Lord Percy laughing Stuart Hall-style at this one. Shoot the UFOs before they can abduct all your cows whilst avoiding the falling bombs &#8211; genius! Meanwhile, I&#8217;ll be collating and stapling application forms (just in case my wife or sister-in-law think I&#8217;m not doing any work).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}