{"id":5462,"date":"2005-01-19T15:21:09","date_gmt":"2005-01-19T15:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5462"},"modified":"2005-01-19T15:21:09","modified_gmt":"2005-01-19T15:21:09","slug":"waving-around-your-fire-hose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/01\/19\/waving-around-your-fire-hose\/","title":{"rendered":"Waving around your fire hose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/clients.wmteam.de\/draeger\/firefighter_en\/index_fmx.php\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Firefighter game\">Firefighter game<\/a>. I actually have waved a firehose around. Insert your own smutty remarks here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Firefighter game. I actually have waved a firehose around. Insert your own smutty remarks here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}