{"id":5569,"date":"2005-03-05T20:48:35","date_gmt":"2005-03-05T20:48:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5569"},"modified":"2005-03-05T20:48:35","modified_gmt":"2005-03-05T20:48:35","slug":"weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/03\/05\/weird\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/entertainment\/music\/4319169.stm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"BBC News\">Jordan didn&#8217;t win the Eurovision vote<\/a>. I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that, in this BBC photo, she has three arms and really unnaturally wide hips?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/images\/jordan.jpg\" alt=\"Jordan. Unnatural body.\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Jordan didn&#8217;t win the Eurovision vote. I wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that, in this BBC photo, she has three arms and really unnaturally wide hips?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,18,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-affairs","category-music-and-radio","category-photography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}