{"id":5579,"date":"2005-03-09T12:19:18","date_gmt":"2005-03-09T12:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=5579"},"modified":"2005-03-09T12:19:18","modified_gmt":"2005-03-09T12:19:18","slug":"grr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/03\/09\/grr\/","title":{"rendered":"Grr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the bright spark that drove into Hels&#8217;s car in one of the lanes in Ruralville, smashing off the wing mirror, and didn&#8217;t stop &#8211; thanks. That&#8217;ll cost us quite a bit to have fixed.<br \/>\nTo whichever of our cats it was that knocked over the full vase on the dining table overnight, spilling water all over my brand new Wallpaper* magazine and leaving a huge water stain in the table and an even bigger puddle on the floor &#8211; thanks. Next time, I&#8217;ll use the pair of you to mop it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the bright spark that drove into Hels&#8217;s car in one of the lanes in Ruralville, smashing off the wing mirror, and didn&#8217;t stop &#8211; thanks. That&#8217;ll cost us quite a bit to have fixed. To whichever of our cats it was that knocked over the full vase on the dining table overnight, spilling water [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,10,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-east-sussex","category-home-and-garden"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}