{"id":5714,"date":"2005-05-22T22:40:38","date_gmt":"2005-05-22T21:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/?p=5714"},"modified":"2005-05-22T22:40:38","modified_gmt":"2005-05-22T21:40:38","slug":"is-this-thing-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/05\/22\/is-this-thing-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Is this thing on?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still alive, but away from the PC or a connection a lot lately. Normal service will resume shortly, you&#8217;ll be dismayed to hear.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, the idiot who pulled out in front of me on the A27 on Friday evening whilst driving a lorry carrying gas cylinders and who then proceeded to give me some tattooed gesticulation out of the window, will find when he goes to work tomorrow that it doesn&#8217;t pay to do that when in control of a vehicle with your employer&#8217;s telephone number on the back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still alive, but away from the PC or a connection a lot lately. Normal service will resume shortly, you&#8217;ll be dismayed to hear. In other news, the idiot who pulled out in front of me on the A27 on Friday evening whilst driving a lorry carrying gas cylinders and who then proceeded to give me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grayblogcouk","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}