{"id":5863,"date":"2005-10-25T11:18:42","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T10:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/?p=5863"},"modified":"2005-10-25T11:18:42","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T10:18:42","slug":"handy-tips-for-anyone-considering-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/10\/25\/handy-tips-for-anyone-considering-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"Handy tips for anyone considering murder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tip #1: it isn&#8217;t a good idea to attempt to dispose of the body by burying it in concrete as it <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/sci\/tech\/4336052.stm\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"BBC News - new ultrasound scanner can reveal bodies in concrete\">will probably be found<\/a>.<br \/>\nTip #2: it isn&#8217;t a good idea to attempt to move the body by carrying it as a <a href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.com\/news\/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&amp;storyid=2005-10-24T150634Z_01_FLE454376_RTRUKOC_0_US-MEXICO-CORPSE.xml\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Reuters - body falls from motorcycle in Tijuana\">pillion passenger on your motorcycle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tip #1: it isn&#8217;t a good idea to attempt to dispose of the body by burying it in concrete as it will probably be found. Tip #2: it isn&#8217;t a good idea to attempt to move the body by carrying it as a pillion passenger on your motorcycle. That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusing-links","category-current-affairs","category-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}