{"id":5900,"date":"2005-12-15T15:26:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T15:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/?p=5900"},"modified":"2005-12-15T15:26:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T15:26:02","slug":"bored-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2005\/12\/15\/bored-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Bored already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hels has now officially finished work. She has a little bit of holiday to use up, then her company&#8217;s Christmas holiday and then her official maternity leave begins &#8211; but, in effect, her maternity leave begins now.<br \/>\nOf course, once the baby arrives, there&#8217;ll be no shortage of things to do. But, in the meantime, she&#8217;s now engaged in some sort of phoney war preceding the onslaught of the nappy hordes. I give her three days before she is bored rigid.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: three <i>days<\/i>? More like three hours!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hels has now officially finished work. She has a little bit of holiday to use up, then her company&#8217;s Christmas holiday and then her official maternity leave begins &#8211; but, in effect, her maternity leave begins now. Of course, once the baby arrives, there&#8217;ll be no shortage of things to do. But, in the meantime, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-married-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}