{"id":5986,"date":"2006-04-13T16:49:12","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T16:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/2006\/04\/signs-of-maturity-or-something\/"},"modified":"2006-04-13T16:49:12","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T16:49:12","slug":"signs-of-maturity-or-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2006\/04\/13\/signs-of-maturity-or-something\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of maturity, or something"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have two cars. My car is, as you might expect, a messy hellhole most of the time. Occasionally it gets cleaned. It rarely gets serviced. It has done 120,000 miles and it shows.<\/p>\n<p>Hels&#8217;s car is more of a &quot;family car&quot; and features the following accessories:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>a &quot;baby on board&quot; sticker<\/li>\n<li>a &quot;GB&quot; sticker<\/li>\n<li>a baby seat<\/li>\n<li>baby toys<\/li>\n<li>and now, most humiliatingly, a roof box.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I feel thoroughly middle aged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have two cars. My car is, as you might expect, a messy hellhole most of the time. Occasionally it gets cleaned. It rarely gets serviced. It has done 120,000 miles and it shows. Hels&#8217;s car is more of a &quot;family car&quot; and features the following accessories: a &quot;baby on board&quot; sticker a &quot;GB&quot; sticker [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-married-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}