{"id":6123,"date":"2007-02-18T20:34:47","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T20:34:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2007\/02\/18\/tree-and-onion-bag\/"},"modified":"2007-02-18T20:34:47","modified_gmt":"2007-02-18T20:34:47","slug":"tree-and-onion-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2007\/02\/18\/tree-and-onion-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"Tree and onion bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two things.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I planted a tree &#8211; a belated monument to Tom&#8217;s first birthday. It&#8217;s a <em>Carpinus betulus Fastigiata<\/em>, probably better known to you as a Columnar\u00a0Hornbeam. It&#8217;ll be here long after we move away (whenever that may be) and will, I hope, add something to our part of Ruralville. Credit to our friend and neighbour Simon for helping to source some poo (of the well-rotten, bovine variety).<\/li>\n<li>I note that Brighton and Hove Albion players seem suddenly to have remembered that the purpose of the game of football is to direct the muddy sphere into\u00a0your opponents&#8217; goal whilst doing all that you can to prevent your opponents from directing the same muddy sphere into your own goal. Wonders will never cease.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two things. Today I planted a tree &#8211; a belated monument to Tom&#8217;s first birthday. It&#8217;s a Carpinus betulus Fastigiata, probably better known to you as a Columnar\u00a0Hornbeam. It&#8217;ll be here long after we move away (whenever that may be) and will, I hope, add something to our part of Ruralville. Credit to our friend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,24,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-and-garden","category-sporting-life","category-tom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}