{"id":6397,"date":"2008-12-24T21:27:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T21:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/2008\/12\/happy-christmas\/"},"modified":"2008-12-24T21:27:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T21:27:19","slug":"happy-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2008\/12\/24\/happy-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hyperactive child is asleep. The wife is wrapping presents. Monty is in his basket. Treacle is sitting next to me.<\/p>\n<p>Me? I&#8217;ve just signed my Corporation Tax return and written a fat cheque to the Revenue.<\/p>\n<p>Ho ho and, indeed, ho. Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hyperactive child is asleep. The wife is wrapping presents. Monty is in his basket. Treacle is sitting next to me. Me? I&#8217;ve just signed my Corporation Tax return and written a fat cheque to the Revenue. Ho ho and, indeed, ho. Merry Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,16,26,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-married-life","category-tom","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}