{"id":6419,"date":"2009-02-24T16:03:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T16:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/2009\/02\/on-suffering-temporary-partial-disablement\/"},"modified":"2009-02-24T16:03:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T16:03:54","slug":"on-suffering-temporary-partial-disablement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2009\/02\/24\/on-suffering-temporary-partial-disablement\/","title":{"rendered":"On suffering temporary partial disablement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I&#8217;m suffering &quot;temporary partial disablement&quot;. Or so my insurers say (so, hopefully, they will pay up).<\/p>\n<p>As a sufferer, I can report the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>it hurts<\/li>\n<li>one becomes the centre of conversation<\/li>\n<li>going to the loo becomes a challenge<\/li>\n<li>climbing stairs becomes even more of a challenge<\/li>\n<li>going to the loo or climbing stairs on a cross-Channel ferry is even more of a challenge. I&#8217;d hate to be a one-legged pirate<\/li>\n<li>the cat still wants to sit on you<\/li>\n<li>small children (well, our small child at least) suddenly become remarkably understanding and helpful. It&#8217;ll never last<\/li>\n<li>your bum gets numb from all the sitting around<\/li>\n<li>it is very easy to get bored or frustrated; or bored AND frustrated<\/li>\n<li>it hurts to carry a cast about<\/li>\n<li>you become very reliant on people around you. Thank goodness for Hels<\/li>\n<li>you tend to blog more frequently<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, I&#8217;m suffering &quot;temporary partial disablement&quot;. Or so my insurers say (so, hopefully, they will pay up). As a sufferer, I can report the following: it hurts one becomes the centre of conversation going to the loo becomes a challenge climbing stairs becomes even more of a challenge going to the loo or climbing stairs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-married-life","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}