{"id":913,"date":"2001-05-25T18:56:33","date_gmt":"2001-05-25T17:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.grayblog.co.uk\/?p=913"},"modified":"2001-05-25T18:56:33","modified_gmt":"2001-05-25T17:56:33","slug":"god-im-knackered-ive-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/2001\/05\/25\/god-im-knackered-ive-been\/","title":{"rendered":"God. I&#8217;m knackered. I&#8217;ve been"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God. I&#8217;m knackered. I&#8217;ve been out of the office all day, delivering and collecting plants. Hence, no blogging. And I&#8217;m too tired now, so this is all you&#8217;re going to get today.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ll leave you this thought to ponder &#8211; why do male (mostly) drivers always let blondes in convertible cars pull out in front of them? I&#8217;ve been known to do that myself, but have never gained any favour, monetary, sexual or otherwise, from doing so. So why bother? <a href=\"mailto:sexybimbo@grayblog.co.uk?subject=letting bimbos pull out in front of you\">You tell me.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God. I&#8217;m knackered. I&#8217;ve been out of the office all day, delivering and collecting plants. Hence, no blogging. And I&#8217;m too tired now, so this is all you&#8217;re going to get today. But I&#8217;ll leave you this thought to ponder &#8211; why do male (mostly) drivers always let blondes in convertible cars pull out in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-blogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grayblog.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}