Author: graybo

Man jumps off crane to prove he’s an angel, fails – wins today’s award for driest news headline.

Solicitor sells mud on internet – actually, I know from work that there probably is a serious market for good quality screened sterile topsoil online. Anyone want to set up a business on those lines?

Chatham women are the ‘new Essex girls’ – hmmm.

oo – the banner has gone. clever little me managed to read a set of instructions and follow them. and it’s only Wednesday! just marvel at what could be achieved by the weekend!

think I may have figured why that irritating pop-up easyspace banner is still there. you know, sometimes it would be useful if I actually read the instructions given. duh.

TPL: a not-very-inspiring 22 points this week, taking my score to 441.

I subscribe to a daily horoscope service (yes, I know, saaaaad). Here is the prediction for today:
“Clear the road and keep an eye out for the steamroller. Street cleaning is about to occur with little to no warning. In fact, there may be a whole construction crew out to repave the roadway. It is likely that the detour takes you off of your usual path. Only stop or go when the sign spins in your favor. Events beyond your control are about to flatten everything in their path. Prepare yourself by partaking in the purchase of a hard hat. Hold onto your money at least until after the dust has settled.”
Muh? Interpretations welcome.

will it ever stop raining? water seeping up through the shed floor at work. great lakes (used to be puddles) everywhere. not good at all.

Regulars chip in for barmaid’s boob job – I don’t think the delightful Claudie at W2 needs any help in that department!

Robert dies happy opening 100th birthday message from Queen – whisky, gambling and making the headlines when you die – now that is a good life!