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Category: the blogosphere

  • Online “democracy”?

    I’d just like to point out that I don’t know anybody who might have a legitimate reason to go to the DEFRA website in the course of their work, who might then be slightly amazed at the arrogance of an online "public consultation" ("the citizens WILL do this, the citizens WILL do that") and who might then tip off a well-known political website about it.

    Nope, nobody that I know.

    EDIT: global media coverage.

  • Blimey

    Looks like I started something here. My comment at number 2. Comment 73 puts the same idea that was in my head in far better terms. I’ve submitted other comments to the Nick Robinson blog too, but none have been published (yet?).

  • Whereverheis

    For those that were concerned about His whereabouts, Vaughan is currently exploring that which is humdrum.

  • Ways to spend Good Friday (number 35 in a series)

    • get up early
    • study BBC online weather forecast – observe white fluffy cloud symbol and yellow sun symbol and assume the day is set fair
    • saw logs so as to make them more woodpile-friendly
    • create new border in the garden
    • go to nearby farm to purchase a sack of well rotted cow poo for said border for one of your fine English pounds
    • apply poo to new border
    • get changed from poo-ey clothes
    • welcome brother-in-law to house
    • drive to extremely nice nearby public house
    • park car
    • strap small child to chest in slightly bizarre harness device
    • walk in opposite direction to public house wiuth a view to making a large circuit, returning to said public house with hearty appetite for fine ales
    • observe rapidly deteriorating weather conditions
    • wade through mud, fight brambles, attempt to pacify child – all in steady rain and a cool breeze – whilst cheerfully reassuring one another that the weather "will blow over in a minute and surely improve"
    • reach a farm with a large barn
    • take shelter in said barn
    • change child’s nappy and then eat sandwiches whilst heavy rain continues, whilst regretting not bringing any sort of waterproof clothing for anyone other than small child – the same small child who, whilst being only 12 weeks old, has already developed the ability to laugh and point at his soaking wet father from within the warmth and dryness of his red waterproof
    • decide that the rain is not going to stop
    • run back through the mud and rain to the car, leaving brother-in-law, wife and child in barn
    • drive back to collect rest of party and then home, to glorious sunshine
    • head to the pub next door for a pint or two
    • return home, eat pie
    • search for hotel for stay in Budapest – realise that no hotel there has been renovated since 1967. Decide to seek advice from the only person I know with much experience of the Hungarian capital.
    • read the best post in ages on Parallax View – end the day contented

  • Comparing notes

    Karen responds to my post about becoming a father. I’ve added comments to her post too.

  • Blogging up the works

    Dave‘s back.

  • Annoying law

    Use a pseudonym on the net? Leave comments on blogs or newsgroups? Well, you could be in trouble with the law.

    Under new legislation recently signed by Dubya, it is now an offence to “cause annoyance” on the internet without disclosing your true identity. So if you flame someone on a site, perhaps in their comments, and do so using a pseudonym, then you could be liable for fines or up to two years in the clink. Sledgehammer and walnut, anyone?

  • Cyclops

    Cyclops kitten – thanks Bob.

    Hmm. A baby due any day now and people send me links to deformed kittens.

  • Korea

    Have you been following Fraser’s tale of his trip to North Korea? No? Well, nor had I, but on one of my all too infrequent trips to his site I caught up with the whole story. Recommended reading.

  • Dave the Double Glazing

    Kennamatic retires or dies a long death. You choose.