Category: old blogging

  • ok. So it is hot.

    ok. So it is hot. “Hotter than the holiday island of Hawaii” according to the prissy news presenter on low-brow ITV news at lunch time. Not only that, but I’m male. And single. And English. And still young (30 is young, dammit!).
    But the good news is that, in spite of all those things, I am not likely to strip down to a pair of naff baggy shorts and horrid filthy trainers with no socks, and then walk around swigging beer and shouting “OLAAAAY OLAAY OLAY OLAY, OLAAAAAAY, OLAAAAAAAAAY!”
    Ah, the English in summer. Is it any wonder that the rest of Europe looks at us and gets embarrassed?

    (Actually, the beer swigging part is tempting.)

  • Book review: River Horse –

    Book review: River Horse – A Voyage Across America by William Least Heat-Moon.
    You may have noticed that this has been in the “current reading” list in the navbar for ages. I bought it a long time ago, a souvenir of what was, ultimately, a fruitless trip to London. It has taken me a long time to read for several reasons – partly due to distractions (work, other books, marketing studies and exams, beer) and partly due to the fact that it is not a slim volume that you can polish off during one train journey. But it is an excellent book, which I highly recommend.
    Heat-Moon recounts his journey for New York to Oregon by boat – going across rather than around the lands of America, by riverboat and canoe on river, lake and canal, with minimal overland portages. For anyone who has read his classic work, Blue Highways, which recounts the story of a journey by road around the US, this journey is far more ambitious and challenging. The account not only covers the simple act of travelling, but also the people he meets, the places he visits, the country he passes through and an insight into the state of mind of the traveller. His tendency to use flowery and archaic language actually enhances the book rather than making a barrier to enjoyment, drawing the book closer to the journals of the pioneering explorers of the American west such as Lewis and Clark, who Heat-Moon clearly hopes to emulate. In many ways it reminded me of the writings of Ernest Wilson and Reginald Farrer, plant hunters of central and eastern Asia who documented their journeys so well.
    You actually do feel involved in the journey, such is the intimate and personal style of storytelling employed by Heat-Moon – he manages to convey the exhaustion of the journey, the disappointment when a problem is encountered and the elation at journey’s end. Certainly, I think this book will do more to discourage anyone from following in his wake than encourage copycat travellers – the arduous nature of the trip is clear.
    If you enjoy travel writing, read this book. If you enjoy reading about people and culture, read this book. And, if you read blogs and journals, then you should read this book also – many of the sentiments will be familiar.

  • I’ve seen Big Brother described

    I’ve seen Big Brother described as “reality TV”. I’m sorry, but Big Brother bears no similarity to reality in my estimation. Reality is far more bizarre.

  • Haven’t done beer reports for

    Haven’t done beer reports for the last couple of days: Wednesday was beer with Arron. Thursday was beer with Arron again. And last night was beer with Paul F, Brenda, Greg, Paul C, Kearn, Matt, Helen and Steve, with sightings of a whole bunch of other people. But my mood was far too dark to really enjoy it. Sorry guys – didn’t mean to be a downer.

  • OK – so yesterday I

    OK – so yesterday I was grouchy. Then, later in the day, I got depressed. Today I am depressed AND grouchy. So tread carefully.

  • It isn’t all in my

    It isn’t all in my head. Why is it, as soon as I show even the faintest sign of optimism, something happens to really kick me in the teeth? Fuck.

  • Marcia points the world to

    Marcia points the world to this. I’d just like to point out the following three facts:

    • in the last election, I spoilt my paper.
    • I have met the Queen. Well, kinda. She walked past me, and I talked to the Duke.
    • Ffion is actually not that unattractive. Unfortunately, she hangs around with a bald Yorkshireman. And she’s Welsh. (ducks)
  • I am:hottiredboredstressing about something which

    I am:

    • hot
    • tired
    • bored
    • stressing about something which is probably all in my head
    • thirsty
    • aimless

    Suggestions?