Marcia points the world to

Marcia points the world to this. I’d just like to point out the following three facts:

  • in the last election, I spoilt my paper.
  • I have met the Queen. Well, kinda. She walked past me, and I talked to the Duke.
  • Ffion is actually not that unattractive. Unfortunately, she hangs around with a bald Yorkshireman. And she’s Welsh. (ducks)