Category: old blogging

Robyn is upset that I seem to get all the action from the search engine terrorists, so head over to her blog and terrorize her engine (fnarr!).
and, in answer to a few recent terrorist comments, yes, I do know what an angry fruit salad is, no, not everyone thinks I am boring, and yes, some people have said my picture looks like it is from a Next catalogue.
and to make life easier for you, here is an email link. just click it, type, hit “send”. easy, huh?

momblog uk becomes tired lil brit girl – ah, bless!

forgot to do the TPL update yesterday: yet another good week (I’m on a roll here) with a pleasing 45 points, bringing my total to 821. I’ve rocketed up the league in the last few weeks to sixth place (as of last week), and I reckon I should have moved to fifth this week.

this morning, on arriving at work, we all took an extended coffee break before doing anything – and sat watching Postman Pat. Absolutely bloody hilarious – we were laughing so hard that tears were rolling down our faces. For those that know their Pat, this was the episode where Ted Glen makes a motorised parcel delivery scooter so that Pat can deliver all the parcels that have resulted from Sam’s mail order catalogue. This stuff should be on prime time.

pearlescent jism??! um….I can control myself. just.

ok – let me set a few things straight. or one thing at least. judging by the things that people have been attempting to communicate by means of the Atomz search function, a few people think I have a thing for Meg. I would like to make clear that, whilst I admire Meg’s writing, enjoy reading notsosoft each day, and, based on the one time we met and a handful of emails and AIM conversations, found her to be most personable, I do not, repeat NOT, have a thing for her.
In fact, at the moment, I do not really have a “thing” for anyone, although I’m pretty excited about meeting up with Sarah again in a few days time. Maybe, given some time with her, I’ll develop a “thing” for her. Time will tell.
Now, to those people who thought that there was something to gossip about, and also the saddos who insist on communicating via the search function – GET A GRIP! guh.

I think I’ve mentioned it before here, but go take a look at these brilliant cartoons. Businessman Billy has the coolest laugh of any cartoon character (hnyah hnyah hynah hnyah!). And Super Suzy Rocker Chick is dead foxy. Episodes seven and eight come highly recommended. Flash and a fast connection are useful.

ah, but where did he have the lipstick?

Nick has pointed out that many UKBloggers play a musical instrument, but thinks that a UKBlogger band would be a bad plan. I think it would be a great idea! But what would it be called? Suggestions puhleeze.
Incidentally, I do not play a musical instrument, so if the band ever got together, I’d just have to do the promotion. Or be a roadie.

I just know I should be worried by this. Will somebody please persuade Meg to take a timeout?