Category: very old blogging

Sleeping motorist puts his foot in it as car burns – he must have been very tired.

Jupiter probe detects ‘space music’ – that’ll be Bob the Builder then.

Seventies Christmas songs can give you Glam Rock Shoulder – “Glam Rock Shoulder”???

Starsky and Hutch heart-throb heads for Holby City – brilliant! will he sing? or jump across the bonnet of a red car??

TPL – 17 points, my lowest weekly score of the season so far. Total now 458.

2000 wettest year since 1872. yup.

i’m feeling more than a bit miserable today – just depressed in a really hard to define fashion. don’t ask me to pinpoint the reasons because i don’t think i can.

Woman dies after drinking battery acid for warmth – mmm, nothing like that deep down burning sensation to warm you on a chilly winter night.

Man strikes oil in his back garden – hmm. Something strange here – how come the builders didn’t notice the oil when they built this guy’s house?

Saddam grabbing PlayStation 2s for weapons – blimey, if Saddam can do this, imagine what a 13-year-old geek in a garage could do!