Time for a disclaimer methinks:
contrary to any rumours that may or may not be circulating, Robyn and I are not an item. Never have been, are not, will never be. Very good digital friends, yes. Item, no.
And incidentally James, don’t you think that “you could do worse” is a bit of a lame compliment to Robyn?
As an aside to that, all single girls reading this should note that, unlike the aforementioned orbynmeister, I *am* single *and* looking. apply here.