My horoscope:Your beauty eclipses every

My horoscope:

Your beauty eclipses every other celestial body. The sweeping force of love is at your disposal, however you care to use it. Seek out the people with whom you are best matched. The result will be a harmonious melody that wafts over the landscape and lulls everybody into a very real state of security. Even though it won’t last forever, it will provide plenty of hope and optimism for those who need it most. Others, like you, will hardly need a reason to keep smiling and laughing.

Hmmm. Wise words or hippy tree-hugging crap? At the moment, the tide of optimism is still sufficiently strong to carry me to the wise words camp.