I haven’t posted any stupid stories from Ananova for a while. Here’s a few for you:
- Sweet nothings should be whispered into left ear. How useful.
- 60 hour singing marathon fails to win back lover. A mad Romanian. Bless!
- Doctor invents device to give women multiple orgasms. Better than 30 men, apparently. Well, 30 Romanian men.
- Battle to host Dracula Land theme park.