There is a vicars-and-tarts karaoke

There is a vicars-and-tarts karaoke night at a pub just up the road this evening. The rest of the posse were trying to get me to go along, but somehow, it just isn’t quite my scene. So I’m going to wallow in the bath instead, with a good new book, lots of candles and a bath ballistic and there’ll be trouble if anyone interrupts me.