It’s Saturday night. It’s just after 1am. I’ve had a few beers. Time for a relationship audit. There’s:
- someone who I fell for in a big way and now just wants some "distance" (insert shrugged shoulders and sad look here);
- someone who is clearly very keen on me, but is a single mum who only split up with her last boyfriend last weekend;
- someone who I’ve admired for ages, but only just met, but who appears not to be that interested in me (I may be wrong);
- someone who is a dark horse. God knows where that is going, if anywhere.