My CD-ROM is definitely buggered.

My CD-ROM is definitely buggered. sigh. And my washer-dryer isn’t working too well either. How am I going to pay for all these broken things?
Talking of paying, the new gizmo that I’m working on is going to cost around ¬£8 per month. And to allay Paul F’s fears, I’ve found a way to do it legally.